Twenty-two cards, one Iowa artist, zero algorithm.
Cat Rocketship hand-illustrated this Deck of Many Things after the actual cursed magic item from Dungeons & Dragons — the one that's ended more campaigns than any dragon ever has. Folk-art skulls, blades, dice, and serpents, printed on standard tarot-sized cards, based on the 3.5 SRD version of the deck.
Comes with a silkscreened velveteen bag for storage. No booklet, no tuckbox — just the cards and the bag, which is exactly enough. Run it as a full-send D&D prop, or shuffle it into your oracle rotation for readings that don't pull punches. Cat's an independent queer artist working out of Des Moines — no big-box print run, no mass-produced folklore.
Pull one before your next session. Or your next spell. It doesn't care which.